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Feedback? Praise? Complaints? Offers of Wealth & Fame?

We may or may not respond to your emails... unless it is really compelling, we probably won't respond to you. It is just fair to let you know so that you are not anxiously awaiting a response. Guidelines for this:

  • Feedback? We welcome it. No one is perfect and we welcome constructive feedback.

  • Praise? Yes, please! We are shallow and crave adoration, so heap it on!

  • Complaints? Seriously?!?! Go do your own work and piss off!

  • Offers of Wealth & Fame? Oh yeah! We like wealth and fame, so sign us up!

  • You Want Free Advertising? Holy shit, are you serious?? You want us to (1) list your company as a CMMC Practitioner or (2) add your product to the "CMMC Awesomeness Spreadsheet" with no knowledge of your business practices or product? What is wrong with you to ask a question like that?!?! Fuck no - we will not list your company. We list companies by nomination from CMMC COA contributors. It is disappointing this has to even be said, but to stop you right there - no, we will not let you self-nominate to be a CMMC COA contributor so that you can then nominate your company to be listed on the CMMC COA. 

Note - If you are a vendor that desperately wants to self-nominate to see your product on the awesomeness spreadsheets or want to be listed as a CMMC Practitioner, do not bother since we do not take self-nominations and will just delete your email. Seriously.